There is only one happiness in life,
to love and be loved.
If you want others to change ,you have to change yourself first ( One of my favourites)
Appreciate what you have and work hard for more
Know yourself
The Water Festival is coming , so book yourself into a meditation center or join a group of drunken mohawk-haired hooligans on a jeep
All man’s troubles stem from his incapability to sit quietly in a room –read that somewhere.
I love jokes :
The brain is a wonderful thing.
Why do you say that ?
Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !
Teacher: Why were you late?
Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Teacher: You mean you need to sleep at home too?!
Teacher: You copied from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!
Father: How were the exam questions ?
Son: Easy.
Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, but the answers did !
And some tongue twisters :
Ape cakes, grape cakes.
Ape cakes, grape cakes.
Ape cakes, grape cakes.
Andrea and Andrew ate eight acid apples accidentally
Ann Anteater ate Andy Alligator’s apples, so angry Andy Alligator ate Ann Anteater’s ants.
