New definitions sent by maha2 in S’pore
Cigarette = A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Father = A bank provided by nature.
Etc = A sign to make other believe that you know more than you actually do.
Opportunist = A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist = A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See , I’m not injured yet”.
Compromise = The art of dividing the cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference room = A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagree later on.
Office = A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Experience = The name, men give to their mistakes.
Doctor = A person who kills your ills by pills , and kills you with his bills.
Divorce = A future tense of marriage.
Criminal = A guy no different from the rest, except that he got caught.
Diplomat = A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Committee = Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Conference = The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.